I will dedicate this blog to exposing the leftist bias that is brought to you in Jason Jacobs blog and the weeble Debbie or what ever her blog is called. The Daily Awsome will remain untouched because he also speaks the truth.
Now to start the Blog I will tell you who to vote for:
Republicans
Mike Huckabee
Pros: Endorsed by Chuck Norris and Rick Flair, has a pretty good tax plan
Cons: Crazy Baptist, bad on immigration
Mitt Romney
Pros: Kick ass name, Good on immigration
Cons: Morman, enough said
Rudy Gulliani
Pros: Good mayor, not too right and not too left
Cons: mayor to president seems like he skipped a couple steps
John McCain
Pros: Vietman Vet, and wants to Bomb Iran
Cons: Not to stable and may lock the vietnamesse ambasador in a cell and poke him with a cattle prong
Fred Thompson
Pros: ?
Cons: Crazy, Old, does not state his points well
Democrats
Hill/Bill
Pros: Is the biggest man in the Dem field
Cons: Last name is Clinton and is a Dem
Barack:
Pros: States is points well even though they are wrong
Cons: Too easy to write a campaign against him
"Obama Osama??? too close for comfort, you decide"
See too easy and he is a Dem
Edwards
Pros: Best Hair EVER
Cons: Has no plans just slogans and he is a Dem
Richardson
Pros: If he is elected Horatio Sans could get his job back with SNL to play him
Cons: EVERYTHING and he is a Dem
Person I wish was still running
Tom Tancrido
Just for name dropping Jack Bauer in a debate
And now who to vote for......
IT DOESN'T MATTER with the electoral collage your vote doesn't count. In California the Dem will win so what good will my vote for the Republican do when it is countered by 7 Dem votes and in Texas or Utah what good is a Dem vote when 90% of the state is Republican, votes only count in like 4 states, Flordia, Ohio and like 2 small states that should be kicked out of the union
2 comments:
omg i am so tired because its 5am NY time and i come to your blog expecting to see something really mindless that will put me to sleep and its politics and really i am so tired right now and i do appreciate the summary but 1) what about views on isreal 2) i miss lauren!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3) american idol is almost back on 4) i miss you too but i guess i miss lauren more because i feel like you are my 2nd boyfreind becaues i always hear you on the phone with jason
Dear Debbie
1) Israel doesnt need our protection anymore they are very good at defending themselves
2) Yes I miss her too
3) As returning Fantasy Idol champs do Lauren and I get first pick?
4) And yes I too feel like Jasons 2nd boyfriend
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