The Truth about George Mitchell

Yes I know its a little late to be bitching about George Mitchell but I hate all things bostonian, except the Pats because they made Jason have a Stache. Now days before this report was released I already have my conspirecy theory wheels turning and dismissed the report. Then once the names were release the ass left of every Boston player. All the big names were from the Yanks or the Orioles both AL east rivals of the Sox. And why list any Orioles they should be aloud to Juice, if you have 10 consective losing seasons you can juice, lets call it the Palmerio admendment.

Now the facts:

1) Big names only Yanks and O's

2) Boston players only used the juice when the left the team
example- Clemens in Toronto and Mo Vaughn for the Angles but neither with Boston

3) George Mitchell WORKS FOR THE SOX

4) Game 7 ALCS Indians vs the Sox and magically Paul Birds name is leaked to the media right before the game.

Then when I thought Mitchell was going to get any clean Carl backs me and helps bring the Truth to light

Welcome to the Truth

I will dedicate this blog to exposing the leftist bias that is brought to you in Jason Jacobs blog and the weeble Debbie or what ever her blog is called. The Daily Awsome will remain untouched because he also speaks the truth.

Now to start the Blog I will tell you who to vote for:

Republicans

Mike Huckabee
Pros: Endorsed by Chuck Norris and Rick Flair, has a pretty good tax plan
Cons: Crazy Baptist, bad on immigration

Mitt Romney
Pros: Kick ass name, Good on immigration
Cons: Morman, enough said

Rudy Gulliani
Pros: Good mayor, not too right and not too left
Cons: mayor to president seems like he skipped a couple steps

John McCain
Pros: Vietman Vet, and wants to Bomb Iran
Cons: Not to stable and may lock the vietnamesse ambasador in a cell and poke him with a cattle prong

Fred Thompson
Pros: ?
Cons: Crazy, Old, does not state his points well

Democrats

Hill/Bill
Pros: Is the biggest man in the Dem field
Cons: Last name is Clinton and is a Dem

Barack:
Pros: States is points well even though they are wrong
Cons: Too easy to write a campaign against him
"Obama Osama??? too close for comfort, you decide"
See too easy and he is a Dem

Edwards
Pros: Best Hair EVER
Cons: Has no plans just slogans and he is a Dem

Richardson
Pros: If he is elected Horatio Sans could get his job back with SNL to play him
Cons: EVERYTHING and he is a Dem

Person I wish was still running

Tom Tancrido
Just for name dropping Jack Bauer in a debate

And now who to vote for......

IT DOESN'T MATTER with the electoral collage your vote doesn't count. In California the Dem will win so what good will my vote for the Republican do when it is countered by 7 Dem votes and in Texas or Utah what good is a Dem vote when 90% of the state is Republican, votes only count in like 4 states, Flordia, Ohio and like 2 small states that should be kicked out of the union